Naptastic

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET SYSSTAT TO ACTUALLY GATHER DATA ON DEBIAN?! HOW MANY FUCKING SWITCHES DO I HAVE TO FLIP TO SAY “YES PLEASE TURN THE THING ON THAT I INSTALLED, TURNED ON, TURNED ON IN ANOTHER PLACE, TURNED ON IN A THIRD PLACE, CONFIGURED, ENABLED, PLUGGED IN, ASKED FOR, REQUESTED, DEMANDED”

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALLY GET SAR TO WORK